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View ArticleHow to keep pets from running away
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Such negativity is enough to make anyone scream!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!
View ArticleAirborne killer!
Without warning, the air attack came. Stricken with panic, I watched the stinging machine fly overhead, with a possibility of a strike at any moment.
View ArticleDamn good TV!
There are such fantastic shows on TV! Its wonderlicious. That little light box of dancing pictures brings joy to my heart.
View ArticleChickenpox: Not just for chickens!
The plague is among us! The black or other colored death is here! May we all survive the epidemic
View ArticleEstate agent to the insects
Hello Ants, weve found you a nice apartment complex! Plus we provide transport to move you in
View ArticleChurch: Is anything more boring?
Blah blah blah blah blah. Lets sing. Blah blah blah blah blah. Now close your eyes and we pray: Blah blah blah blah blah.
View ArticleIf you open a floodgate, how do you undo it?
If you open a floodgate, how do you undo it? You can't - you go hide!
View ArticleBMX: Is your bike one?
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View ArticleWhen children don't gel together
Sometimes children form little groups that face off. Some kinds of people just dont get along.
View ArticlePlaygroup preschool daycare centre thingie place
Mother throws me away into this place of strangers.
View ArticleTonsil shredding
Dont ever run with a stick in your mouth. It's like the 12th commandment.
View ArticleYou're in the ARMY now!
No escape! You're the pion, totally expendable in every way, of powerful, greedy, powerlusting politicians with only evil in their hearts!!!! They'll use you like a piece of dreck while you kill for...
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