The chronicles of Pidgy the dove
May he fly around in the heavens forever, my feathered friend, symbol of peace.
View ArticleSwimming journey to Bluegum Lake
So, we've all travelled by car a lot. And by walking. And by flying. And by... well, whatever else. But how many of us travel great distances by swimming? That's not something you do every day, so when...
View ArticleQuantity Supermarket provides us with quite a quantity of stuff for years to...
Have you ever walked into a supermarket and had to deal with everything you see having to come home with you - for free!!! Hooray!! I mean... oh no, the business crashed.
View ArticleHas my ship come in yet?
Just like God before he created all the stuff on earth, I want to sweep over the waters like a ghost. Well not like a ghost. Like me myself on a boat. Yeah. Water traveling shall be done by me, and...
View ArticleAmerica shall be my oyster!
Why call your town a town or a village, when city shall do? But don't just start calling it a city; make a huge party out of it! And then, take the money and go see what America has to offer the soul,...
View ArticleWar against evil at South African universities
Lies, deception, war, demonic posessions, more lies and more evil and more deception and more Satanic possessions... such is everyday life at South Africa's universities.
View ArticlePetros writes off Father's 4x4 vehicle
"Slowly Petros! Slowly! SLOWLY PETROS!!!", Father says more and more strict to Petros. And then, it's too late.
View ArticleFather's 4x4 vehicle a total loss
Mother suddenly calls me where I am sitting on the sofa in our Nautical Rock apartment. She sounds like she just received death news. I make my way over to her in her chambers. She's crying into her...
View ArticleI love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Osborn has really been getting annoyed at that chick whom he's had a baby with. She keeps bothering him for... well he didn't know what anymore, because he pays alimony of R600 every month and doesn't...
View ArticleAirsickness!
Father babbles and babbles and babbles over the radio with pure excitement. He's so excited that Petros and I have finally arrived in the Canyon Manoir area. He keeps asking us if we can see him. I see...
View ArticleHarrison gives me the evil eye
Harrison has his own thoughts in his head... and he wants someone dead!
View ArticleThe ghost market
One day I get an email from Merril, the lady who organizes that Farmers Market where Mother and I saw no potential customers whatsoever when we went to check it out on Saturday. The email is a...
View ArticleHarrison makes an attempt on my life
Have you ever wondered how you would die? Sometimes the possiblities might surprize you. You might get killed by your own family member, a sibling or something from whom you never saw it coming...
View ArticleThey've broken Mother
My brother Harrison has been doing his best to make sure he breaks Mother down emotionally until there's nothing left. He has sent her a letter to make her know that she's a terrible grandmother and a...
View ArticleThrowing an invitation back into the faces of the inviters
Some people have practised evil and division-sowing into an art form. That would be Mary and Harrison.
View ArticlePardon me my good man, but I am going to have to kill you now.I do apologize....
Exactly where is the line between what living things you would kill without a wink, and what you wouldn't?
View ArticleWhy the heck do people love to organize markets where there's not one single...
Ah, I think one day, when I see a poster for a flea market to be held at Checkers one day. Finally we have found a place where Mother and I can sell our children's DVD's! This is gonna be great!
View ArticleThis little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home
Finally, the business Osborn, Specter and I have started, might grow piglet batch by piglet batch.
View ArticleChildish adult children do come to family gathering after all, despite oath...
Although Harrison and Mary have vowed on their word of honor, however dishonorable their word is, that they would never, ever, ever, ever, ever come to any family event again where Marzeus is present,...
View ArticleWith love from China!
I take Elmarie and Mother to Chongwa, the Chinese shop where I buy many things I use in my art projects. Elmarie is looking for stuff for her arts driven pre-school concert. Elmarie is the principal...
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